Saturday, December 29, 2012

Top 8 Most Stupid Things Indian Politicians did !

Foot in the mouth syndrome


Indian politicians are really quick in making a fool of themselves when faced by a camera and a reporter . Every other day some politician is caught with their foot in there mouth, maybe that’s the reason that the cream of the government, a select few sitting on the top avoid media and the people altogether, this including our honorable P.M Dr Manmohan Singh who is a man of few words or rather no words at all.Lets see what the 8 most stupid things that our politicians do are.
Dr Manmohan Singh

·         Dr MANMOHAN SINGH
Our honorable P.M’s remark on the Mumbai blast was quit childish when he said
“ Terrorists had the advantage of surprise “. You don’t say! Really ?? Maybe the postcard they sent you got mixed up with the ones from Maoists, Its okay it happens maybe next time they will just call you to give the details, they should have been more responsible. Terrorists these days !




·         Abhijit Mukherjee
President Pranav Mukherjee’s son Abhijit caused a media storm for his comment on Women protesting in Delhi for the Delhi Gang rape victim’s justice.
“ Those who are coming in the name of students in the rallies, sundori, sundori mahila ( beautiful women), highly dented and painted. “
This comment sparked massive outrage among people and women protesters. It became viral all over the net, tweets slamming his comment and Facebook meme’s all over the place. Abhijit a MP himself refused to apologize but tried desperately to explain it was not his intention to offend anyone. His comment is self explanatory of how politicians view women as objects and not as normal human beings. How then can we trust them with the safety of women?
Botsa Satyanarayna

·         Botsa Satyanarayna
Andhra Pradesh’s congress chief questioned the Delhi Gang Rape victim’s propriety for roaming around late at night which proves the indiference of the politicians towards the common people and there orthodox mindsets.
“ Just because India got freedom at midnight, is it necessary for women to move on the streets at midnight? “ He further stated that the incident was too small to react upon.
“Though it was a minor incident, UPA chairperson Sonia Gandhi  was gracious enough to intervene and hold negotiations with the protesters to bring the situation under control. It is highly commendable on the part of Sonia to respond to the situation so quickly” he said.
The Gang Rape victim,a young innocent girl lost her life this morning .The brutality of the assault galvanized the entire nation and the rage is aggravated by the unresponsive and idiotic politicians but Mr Botsa thinks it’s a “minor incident” and doesn't require attention!

The Golden Boy Rahul Gandhi

·         Rahul Gandhi
The wonder boy of the congress party, the son of Sonya Gandhi, The so called “Youth icon” is more talk and less work, not that what he talks makes sense!
“ We will stop 99 percent of the attacks but one percent of attacks might get through and that is what I am saying.”
O we know what you are saying Rahul, you mean Mumbai,Delhi,Pune,Jaipur and countless other blasts that occur almost every year is just 1 percent!! You are one funny man maybe you should pursue your career in stand up comedy, politics not really your strong suit !



·         P Chidambram
One of the top politicians of our country , current finance minister on Mumbai Blasts:
“ Not an intelligence failure”
Barely 24 hours after bombs rocked crowded places in Mumbai, Mr Chidambram the then Home Minister claimed it was not an intelligence failure. He admitted that there was no intelligence before hand regarding the blasts but still stuck to his statement that it wasn't an intelligence failure! There  was a definite failure in his logic, that’s for sure!  After any terrorist attack or any similar tragedy the politicians start with there politicking and loose all sense of coherence in the process.


Caught in the act

·         Laxman Savadi
How can anybody forget him, watching Porn on his cell phone while the Assembly was in session. This minister of Cooperation has done something never been done before. While the assembly was in session and the drought issue was being discussed this honorable gentleman was getting comfortable with the porn video! Two others with him enjoying their way through the session which obviously bored them gave a bizarre defense saying that they were looking at a rape video of a girl and sympathizing with her!! Yea Mr Laxman we know very well what you were doing, no explanation required.

·         N.D Tiwari
His infamous sex scandal is shocking and very very surprising. When the sex scandal surfaced  he was 84 ! His sex tape reveals him with three prostitutes. At the whopping age of 86, he proved that India is indeed the land of kamasutra. It is reported that his “pleasure visits” were as frequent as 3 times a day ! N.D Tiwari was thrice chief minister of U.P and once chief minister of Uttarakhand . He served as Minister of external affairs and was serving as Governor of Andhra Pradesh from 2007-2009, when he was forced to resign following the sex scandal. Apparently N.D Tiwari was doing this for a long long time.In 2008 a person called Rohit Shekhar filed a paternity suit against N. D tiwari and in 2012, the result came positive and at the age of 87 he had a new son.

Digvijay Singh
·         Digvijay Singh
How is it possible that that in any list of stupid things Digvijay Singh is not mentioned. A king of all things senseless Digvijay Singh has the uncanny ability to always end up with his foot in his mouth. A 2 time Chief Minister of Madhya Pradesh . Digvijay Singh on Mumbai blasts
“ India is better than Pakistan where blasts take place everyday, every week”
Okay Mr Digvijay so we should compare ourselves with any which country that is inferior to us in some way or the other!  Why don’t you make a statement about Liberia too? You could say India is better than Liberia as 85% people over there live below the income of 1$ ? You should use that in case someone asks about India’s poverty.

From sex scandals to Foot in mouth syndrome our country’s politicians do everything they shouldn't be doing and sadly nothing they ought to .

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