Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Significance of Gujarat General Assembly Elections

Narendra Modi at Gujarat General Assembly Elections 

Gujarat Ranked 7th area wise and hold 10th position with 6.03 crore population quaint a lot attention from all over India vis a vis other states, since 2001. Bygone, 2012 General assembly elections caught an eye of   political psephologist , analysts, and electoral experts, an eagerness to know how much votes will be clenched in favor of  BJP, Congress, GPP and other parties .Actually , conspicuous growth of Gujarat in past 11 years including urbanization  re-organization  under the bright shadow of CM  Narendra Modi's regiment fueling a huge mob to know much more behind stories.But denizens surviving and praising technological , agricultural , industrial development of Gujarat truly bonded by NAMO mantra. Is this was the center stage theory applied to win elections? , partly yes , as fascism impact fetched 115 seats for BJP.

Though, Keshubhai patel party GPP, sworn 2 seats in saurashtra , he raised the issue of drought in gujarat, Specter of crisis surmounting farmers inclusive growth. This keshubhai factor led BJP to suffer loss of 2 seats. Moreover, Modi's  ultra tech  3-D  video campaigning  was something an addition of innovation in the branch of  psephologist campaigning . He constantly  followed the policy of ' no appeasement , only development ' mantra , that leads to impress Muslims and gain their reassurance back after 2002 Gujarat riots.

This was the first time that Congress had not clutched Modi on a single issue of Gujarat riots but
instead they labelled his identity comparing  to not so populist approach and blamed by Sachin pilot
that  faulty policies led farmers to attempt suicide .Applauding MNREGA /NREGA etc. congress
secured 61 seats with  marginal improvement. However, skirmish inside BJP  popping unexpectedly , in-spite of  technical improvement on behalf of Modi going on .Few domains where Modi still needs specialization  that can be pointed out as-

1. POPULIST POLICY-
To sway rural part of India is not so easy as it looks , they got a powerful memory  that cannot be whitewashed with  gruesome amount of perks .To win- win  , dole schemes like MNREGA/NREGA / DCT/FSB , loan waivers that reaches  directly to dingy doors of poor , can be more beneficial than other things counterpart .

Gujarat fares worst in terms of hunger
2. MALNUTRITION -
Whether your motive is only mercenary or missionary ,  quite vague character bang opposition immensely to raise the issue of  malnutrition in Gujarat as the state  fares  worst in terms of hunger and malnutrition .Also, the performance of Gujarat on HDI  not at all satisfactory  in spite of its high economic growth model  cloak somewhere .Special measures can compensate these cacophonies creating false controversies.

3.DISTANCING WITH COMMUNAL BASED POLITICS-
In today's epoch , voters  artful attitude in using their VETO power in election cannot be under estimated.In that case , distancing with communal ignominy bear fruitful results.As developmental structural steps lead  around 71.32% Gujaratis to come out  and cast their valuable votes.
This election made people to understand the proper utilization of their voter id.

Consequently ,Gujarat general assembly elections gave panoramic status of incumbent Modi's probability to take a central  position at central podium.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

5 Best Things about being Single

I don't want hate comments on this post, so if you are committed please leave this page right now. We will talk about you in future, maybe. But if you are Single this is for you or if you want to get into relationship, this post can save your life.

5 Best things about being single -

No Jaan, Jaanu and Jaaneman shit
"Jaanu, I love you!" agrrraahhh! There are so many names made every day, like peechu, peekachu, keechu, leecho, bubu, ruru, etc. just type some random letters on your keyboard and add "U" or "O" at the end of it, someone somewhere might be thinking of new lovie dovie crap for their partner. #ThankGodIamSingle
If someone dares to say that to me, I will be like -

You Need TO Die

No Phone Calls
I have seen my committed friends giving attendance of what they are doing now and what they will be doing next, calling their jaan, jaanu or whatever.

What are you doing? Why are you doing? Where are you going? What color your underwear? blah blah boooo.... 

When you are single you can live your life happily even without a phone. Do whatever you like, sleeping in the afternoon and waking up at night, to choosing your own color of underwear or in some cases living without underwear. You don't need to call every damn time before you do every little thing.

"jaanu please wo black walli shirt pehen kar aana jo maine tumhe gift ki thee"
Gross !


TIME
When you are single you can live
your life happily even without a phone
is a precious thing , and people who are in a relationship are wasting so much of their valuable and precious time. Whenever they are free even for 10 seconds they waste it by calling up their “so called better half” more like “bitter half” and telling them their entire today's to do list.

"Brother, so much have changed around you when you were on phone for 2 months 4 hours and 23 minutes"

When you are single you have a lot of time, time for yourself, time for xbox, time for friends and specially time for what you love to do.


Save Money Be Single
Archie's is probably running today because the committed people are brain washed easily(maybe cuz pyaar andha hota hai, aur mehnga bhi aur bevakuf bhi). Example, fold a paper, draw a heart on it, color it pink and put it inside Archie's or any other gift shop and watch how it is being sold for 1000s of Rs.

I being single would like to throw my money on a dancing girl in club than wasting on those, pink teddy bears and pink cards. Be Single, Save Money. *Gahhh, even the thought makes me wana puke*

being single I would like to throw my money in club than wasting on pink teddy bears

Freedom
Being single is being free, you can watch porn all night without someone complaining about it. You don't have to go to cinema hall to watch a movie which you are not going to be watching anyhow because you were kissing her/him the entire time. Be Single and be free

Freedom from Phone Calls (jaanu, why don't you pick my call?)
Freedom of staring girls ass(tum abhi kya dekh rahe the?)
Freedom of Speech(baby, please don't abuse na)
Freedom of drinking(don't drink jaaneman)

Live on your own terms and Die on your own terms and remember Bro’s before hoes! 
Peace Out!

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Darkness Within. Split Personality: One body multiple consciousness

Dissociative Identity Disorder: one person but several personalities
An individual’s personality is a blend of different traits. A person can’t be simply distinguished as good or bad but it depends on his/her reaction to the circumstances that forms the individuality of that person. We all have many attributes inside us. Sometimes they tend to contravene each other and then our personality is dominated with a stronger one. For example however good you may be, there are times when the devilish part of you supersedes the angelic you.

Split Personality : One Body Multiple Consciousness

Alters coexist even though
they fight or dislike each other
Sometimes the ordeals that people face in life are so traumatic that the mind reacts to it by DISSOCIATION. It is a mechanism, in which the mind blocks the consciousness and captivates it in an imaginary personality, so that the real (host) personality is cut off from that trauma. It is like hypnotizing yourself to prevent the harsh situations. If the same practice is adopted repeatedly for a prolonged period, these imaginary personalities start taking hold on the consciousness. This results in Dissociative Identity Disorder (D.I.D), formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder. D.I.D is the extreme case scenario of dissociation while the mild ones are getting lost in the moment or daydreaming.

In simple words DID is an illness when a person can be identified with two or more distinct personalities which react differently to the situations. The causes are vague but the victims mostly have suffered severe agonies during childhood (mostly below the age of nine) from being physically, mentally, emotionally or sexually tortured. There are some biological and environmental factors too, DID can run along families and it is found higher in women than men.

Schizophrenia is different
 from DID, while the former
 includes delusions the latter is 
characterized by multiple personalities
The different personalities that are recognized in case of DID are called “alters”. They can range from two to hundreds, can be of different age, sex, or race, can have varying body language and can even dislike each other. The “switching” between personalities can take seconds to days and are often spontaneous and involuntary. Switching can be prompted by stress or if the trauma is revived.

DID came across the world through media, there have been movies showing the torments of DID sufferers. “The three faces of eve” and “Sybil” being the famous ones. While the former told the real life story of Chris Sizemore, who had three split personalities the later was the story of Shirley Mason. They made DID popular undoubtedly, but hardly could they paint the real life picture. In real life Sizemore had twenty two alters and not just three and it took forty five years to treat her so that she could lead a normal life.

Kin Noble, an artist, with 100 personalities
Kim Noble, an artist is living with her hundred different personalities and her teenage daughter. The astonishing story of hers leaves you baffled, how does she manage to live like that? Although her name is Kim but she doesn’t like to be called Kim, it is Patricia who is her dominant personality the other alters are Judy, Hayley, Ria etc. As it has always sounded odd, many people have been leery of DID. But the recent researches by the Swinburne University of Technology, Victoria, Australia have concluded that the alters are not fake but true. They compared professional actors’ conditions while playing on screen characters with the victim when they switched into different alters. Their conditions were different and the doubt over DID being fake was eliminated.

Lacking unity of consciousness:
 a DID sufferer's brain
The causes are vaguely known, the diagnosis cannot be made in early stages, no cure has yet been discovered, no treatment can guarantee elimination not only this but a life with troublesome symptoms like hallucinations, memory loss, almost no social circle etc are some of the infinite tribulations faced by people suffering with DID.

Our consciousness is unified; it is a collection of all our experiences together like while saying anything we can hear at the same time, can smell and feel. But incase of DID the different personalities exist as individuals and not as a collection.

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