5 Best Things about being Single

I don't want hate comments on this post, so if you are committed please leave this page right now. We will talk about you in future, maybe. But if you are Single this is for you or if you want to get into relationship, this post can save your life.

5 Best things about being single -

No Jaan, Jaanu and Jaaneman shit
"Jaanu, I love you!" agrrraahhh! There are so many names made every day, like peechu, peekachu, keechu, leecho, bubu, ruru, etc. just type some random letters on your keyboard and add "U" or "O" at the end of it, someone somewhere might be thinking of new lovie dovie crap for their partner. #ThankGodIamSingle
If someone dares to say that to me, I will be like -

You Need TO Die

No Phone Calls

I have seen my committed friends giving attendance of what they are doing now and what they will be doing next, calling their jaan, jaanu or whatever.

What are you doing? Why are you doing? Where are you going? What color your underwear? blah blah boooo.... 

When you are single you can live your life happily even without a phone. Do whatever you like, sleeping in the afternoon and waking up at night, to choosing your own color of underwear or in some cases living without underwear. You don't need to call every damn time before you do every little thing.

"jaanu please wo black walli shirt pehen kar aana jo maine tumhe gift ki thee"
Gross !


TIME

When you are single you can live
your life happily even without a phone

is a precious thing , and people who are in a relationship are wasting so much of their valuable and precious time. Whenever they are free even for 10 seconds they waste it by calling up their “so called better half” more like “bitter half” and telling them their entire today's to do list.

"Brother, so much have changed around you when you were on phone for 2 months 4 hours and 23 minutes"

When you are single you have a lot of time, time for yourself, time for xbox, time for friends and specially time for what you love to do.


Save Money Be Single
Archie's is probably running today because the committed people are brain washed easily(maybe cuz pyaar andha hota hai, aur mehnga bhi aur bevakuf bhi). Example, fold a paper, draw a heart on it, color it pink and put it inside Archie's or any other gift shop and watch how it is being sold for 1000s of Rs.

I being single would like to throw my money on a dancing girl in club than wasting on those, pink teddy bears and pink cards. Be Single, Save Money. *Gahhh, even the thought makes me wana puke*

being single I would like to throw my money in club than wasting on pink teddy bears

Freedom
Being single is being free, you can watch porn all night without someone complaining about it. You don't have to go to cinema hall to watch a movie which you are not going to be watching anyhow because you were kissing her/him the entire time. Be Single and be free

Freedom from Phone Calls (jaanu, why don't you pick my call?)
Freedom of staring girls ass(tum abhi kya dekh rahe the?)
Freedom of Speech(baby, please don't abuse na)
Freedom of drinking(don't drink jaaneman)

Live on your own terms and Die on your own terms and remember Bro’s before hoes! 
Peace Out!