HATING AUNTIES! DANGER AHEAD..

They are like Dementors: they will suck out your happiness

A breed of Dangerous women who run a web of gossip which runs faster than any technology known to man. They linger around in the day, they get together in the evening and take cover of curtains in the night, always watching, always listening, always judging and always spreading.

Auntie No. 1 ( The power of an Auntie )

These women lead lives of no meaning or that is what I would like to think, why else would they know more about others kids than their own, don’t think they are lazy just because they weigh  a ton, the bulk of fat is just a cover of the lives they lead ! They are probably the most active group of people out there.They not only walk, talk, eat to gossip and poke their noses into others business, they also dream in it.

 On a boring week they create news, maybe out of their fantasies or maybe what they hope to be true. A girl’s affair, a guy’s “criminal” company, “Late Nights” O they will spread it all, they will make it all and if questioned they group together to defend and when that’s not enough they run to their husbands, feed them with whatever crap necessary to provoke them to stand up for them and their “ HONOR” and get into a quarrel with the person who dared question their morality and motives.

According to them their motives are pure, god driven really and essential for a society, for if they don’t report about the girlfriend of a 17 yr old to his mother then who would? And then how would there be justice? It doesn't matter that they are the cause of fights in somebody’s house because they did it for the greater good!

These aunties are easy to spot, Huge shades with a mobile phone in one hand and long before you spot them they already have their eyes hooked on you and as soon as you get anywhere near they get a whiff of you and will know all that you have been doing, people you have been meeting! They are characterized with enhanced sense of smell, very sharp eye sight that can see clearly even on a starless night, despite their enormous mass they still land up everywhere..how they do it is still a mystery.

They are not the most united group of people though nor are they the most loved, they are not even remotely liked by the college/school kids, not even by the working class, in fact people detest them and greet them with the same fake smile that they put up yet these aunties do what they must because they don’t long for affection, they seek justice and free flow of knowledge, the knowledge doesn't have to be true Come on not at all yet they believe what they believe and will not stop even if they read this article.

You Have Been Warned !